How doth the gentle breeze of change, which doth blow from the climes of our planet, wreak havoc upon the verdant fields that sustaineth our souls? In this perturbation of nature’s harmony, what havoc doth the tempest of climate change wreak upon the humble tiller of the soil, and how may the silicon sentinels of our age, the artificial intelligences, offer their wise counsel and steady hand to guide the farmer through these tumultuous times?