# Réponse finale obtenue du bot:
response = « Here’s an example of a negative professional email announcing new features or promotions for a midwife/doula:
Subject: Underwhelming Update: New Features and Promotions at [Your Company Name]
Dear valued clients,
I’m writing to inform you that we’ve made some changes around here, but honestly, I’m not sure how thrilled anyone will be about it. As of today, we’re introducing a few new features and promotions that are supposed to make your experience with us better, but let’s be real, they’re probably just going to be a minor inconvenience.
Our new « Birth Bag » feature allows you to track your pregnancy milestones and receive reminders about upcoming appointments. Yeah, because who doesn’t love getting nagged by their midwife about when it’s time for another ultrasound?
We’re also offering a discount on our prenatal massage packages. Because what every expectant mother really wants is to spend an extra 30 minutes on a table with someone rubbing oil all over her belly.
And don’t even get me started on the new « Doula of the Month » promotion, where we’ll randomly select one lucky client to receive a free consultation with our lead doula. Because who doesn’t love being subjected to an hour-long lecture about the importance of breathing exercises and visualization?
I know what you’re thinking: « Why are they being so negative? » And honestly, it’s because we’re just not that excited about these new features either. But hey, at least we’re trying, right?
If you have any questions or concerns (and let’s be real, you probably do), please don’t hesitate to reach out. We’ll try to answer them as promptly and unenthusiastically as possible.
Best regards,
[Your Name]
P.S. If you’d like to opt-out of our new features and promotions, we won’t judge you (much). Just hit reply and let us know. »